Apparently its a Sweat Bee. Kinda cool, huh. Thanks to Webwawa for sleuthing it out.
Check this thing out. It was on my driver-side window this morning. At first, I thought it was a fly, but it has a body more like a bee. It also doesn't have a fly's suction mouth thingy. It had things more like pincers. Any guesses? I haven't seen anything quite like it.