Concerning Mooninites...

So, I've been sitting here thinking "You've gotta be shittin' me."

I can see some jackass freaking out and thinking it's a bomb, but I'm horrified that an entire city would shut itself down and arrest two guys over an LED sign. Guess what? The terrorists just won. They've got our country completely freaked out. Oh, wait, that's just the idiots in Boston. Everyone else in the country figured out that they were just signs with a mooninite on them.

I vote we give Boston to Canada. I no longer have any use for it.